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Words of Wisdom:
"I almost drove our lawn mower into our pond when I made the mistake of "assuming" I was in reverse?"
-Frink
10 useless facts
about food!
If you would like to make a Siberian happy, give him a horse-meat steak.
A black cow is a chocolate soda with chocolate ice cream. The term dates from the Roaring Twenties, although it also came
to be used to describe a root beer float. Another term for a black cow was a mud fizz.
The cashew is part of a fruit that grows in tropical regions called 'a cashew apple'. After harvesting, the cashew apple
keeps for only 24 hours before the soft fruit deteriorates. The cashew apple is not commercially important since it spoils
quickly, but local people love the fruit. To harvest the nut, the ripe apple is allowed to fall to the ground where natives
easily gather it. The apple and nut are separated.
South Pittsburgh, Tennessee, better known as "The Cornbread Capitol of the World," has an old ordinance pertaining
to the cooking of this southern staple. The law declares: "Cornbread isn't cornbread unless it be made correctly. Therefore,
all cornbread must be hereby made in nothing other then a cast iron skillet." Those found in violation of this ordinance
are to be fined one dollar.
The Ritz cracker was introduced to markets in 1934, but gourmets had to wait until 1953 for the invention of cheese in
a can.
The fortune cookie was invented in 1916 by George Jung, a Los Angeles noodlemaker.
A man named Ed Peterson is the inventor of the Egg McMuffin.
Although the combination of chili peppers and oregano for seasoning has been traced to the ancient Aztecs, the present
blend is said to be the invention of early Texans. Chili powder today is typically a blend of dried chilies, garlic powder,
red peppers, oregano, and cumin.
Americans eat an average of 18 pounds of fresh apples each year. The most popular variety in the United States is the
Red Delicious.
An apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this
- pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet.
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WTF...
MACRO BLOCKING ANYONE?
too much rasterbation....
my hand is getting numb
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You Can Do it!!!
* 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
* The phrase "rule of
thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
* Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
* Shakespeare invented the word "assassination"
and "bump."
* Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
* If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually
turn white.
* Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
* Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left handed people do.
* The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the
* The
average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
* The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
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A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
* It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
* The giant squid has
the largest eyes in the world.
* Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme? Paul Reiser himself.
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In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
* The longest one-syllable word in the English language
is "screeched."
* On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.
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All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
* No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange,
silver or purple.
* "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
* All 50 states are listed across
the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
* Almonds are members of the peach family.
* Winston Churchill
was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
* Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
* The youngest
pope was 11 years old.
* The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
* A snail can sleep
for 3 years.
* American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
* China has more English speakers than the United States.
* The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England
in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
* A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
* Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron; in honor
of his brother.
*127.5 squared is 11.29158979
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You're all Sheep! Sheep I tell you!!!!
MDYAOI
Not for the faint of heart!
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